"She was constitutionally unable to endure any man being in love with any woman not herself..." ~Gone With the Wind
Lipstick Lesbian. 21. Willful. Unwillingly kind. Complicated. Queen.
And now our bodies are the guilty ones.
Perhaps I should start calling her “Princess Charming” since she is female… but she did kinda choose the masculine version for herself in one of our early conversations… so fuck it.
Anyway! Prince Charming has a knack for getting me to put my foot in my mouth without actually having me notice until it’s too late and I’m nomming on my heel. She’s pretty keen on following my train of thought and after countless hours/days of talking/texting/chatting, plus sundry other methods of communication, she has a decent handle on the way that I think and can predict my response to a comment or phrase.. I should say here, that she can predict a specific situation’s response. This situation would be under the category of innuendo.
(I’ll freely admit I like cracking jokes about sex and peoples’ sex lives. But it’s not out of irreverence. I think people take sex way too seriously and go all kinds of crazy when someone pries or asks questions. In my most humble opinion: don’t get your panties in a knot. Everyone has sex, everyone enjoys it to some degree and in their own way. Why demonize a universal act? It’s supposed to be enjoyed and for pleasure and fun, so why make it something so hush-hush.)
MOVING ON! While we were chatting yesterday, Prince Charming was waiting for her lunch to arrive and this is how the conversation went:
Prince Charming: Oh it is on its way for sure… but it needs to be in my mouth right now :) *insert pause* in a non-pervy way.
Prince Charming: OKAY
Me: LOL You read my mind aaaallll the way from over there
Prince Charming: Yeah… You are pretty predictable. Well, sometimes.
And fast forward to this afternoon and we’re talking (again). Neither of us got much sleep last night; she spent the night cleaning her house… and I, well, I didn’t want to go to sleep knowing she was awake. So I stayed up and watched a movie and read until she went to sleep at 2 in the morning. (As a side-note, I work at 4am in the morning nearly every day, and so I get up at 3), so I got close to no sleep in the wee hours of this morning. She sent me a picture of her dog, who goes to work with her, and he’s stretched out under her desk sleeping.
And here’s where my foot goes in my mouth.
Me: *jokingly and in a nonsexual way* I wanna take a nap under your desk! :P
Prince Charming: Lol, I’m wearing pants.
Me: huh? I said take a nap! lol … but.. whut?
hahaha for once my mind was in a perfectly platonic place and you had to go and move it!!
Prince Charming: Lol
Me: *sigh* then again… Pants are easily removed. …just sayin’. And it’d make work way more interesting
Prince Charming: I was going to say.. I’m wearing pants so I don’t mind you sleeping down there with him :)
Me: ………….. *opens and closes mouth* I- … but-… GAH!”
I just can’t win against her.
If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
i’m always reblogging this.
I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it. She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.
And little girls want to look like her? No thanks.
this is totally what I do whenever I see my Princess Charming. No joke.
|Me:||Shall I leave you to it?|
|Her:||Nah unless you wanna sleep|
|Me:||No, I'll wait with you|
|Her:||Why habibi*? ... You don't need to I'm perfectly fine.. she doesn't get to me as she used to before.|
|Me:||It's not that I'm worried she'll upset you... Honestly, it's because I'd rather stay up with you than go to sleep without you.|
|*"Habibi" is Arabic for "honey" or some equivalent term of endearment.|
This is what dancing should be! It’s obvious that they love dancing with each other and it’s such a light humored number that it seems even more effortless.
I want my next girlfriend to be able to dance like Ginger Rogers.
After Medusa’s death, her decapitated head continued to petrify those that looked at it.
“Caravaggio plays with this concept by modeling himself for Medusa’s face – making him the only one who is safe from Medusa’s dedly gaze – and having to look at his reflection to paint the shield in the same way that Medusa caught her own image moments before being killed. Although Caravaggio depicts Medusa’s severed head, she remains conscious. He heightens this combination of life and death through Medusa’s intense expression. Her wide-open mouth exudes a silent but dramatic scream and her shocked eyes and furrowed brow all suggest a sense of disbelief, as if she thought herself to be invincible until the moment. But Caravaggio’s Medusa does not have the full effect of scaring the viewer, since she does not look at us, thereby transferring the power of the gaze to the viewer and emphasizing her demise. Caravaggio displays huge technical achievements in this work by making a convex surface look concave and Medusa’s head appear to project outward.”